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 Exhibit C: Man and Technology
Paper or Plastic?
Uhhhhhhh, welcome to Market B*****, paper or plastic? Paper or plas- oh, uh, plastic? Okay plastic. Slide your card through here. You just slide it through . . . right over here. Stripe out. Stripe out. Slide it through. Just slide your f****** card through. Forget it, give it to me.
Uhhh, attention all cart shaggers, we have a cart in need of a shag in the front parking lot. Uh, It's still got a baby in it. That could be a problem. Uhh, also, we got a wet clean up in aisle five, somebody better go over there, clean that up. Some fat broad's gonna break their ass, f****** break their ankle.
Also cart shaggers, we have a cart in need of a shag in the back parking lot with a wobbly wheel. We gotta get that shit fixed, it's got some string in it. Bay six is open, I think we get that shit up on a lift, we f****** check that shit out, get that shit fixed. Uhh, also, we have a cart in need of a shag in the front parking lot, it's actually missing two wheels, and it's stuck in a f****** snow bank. Uhh, thank you for your attention.
I'm f****** quitting this job.
[ "Petah" vox, high school jazz band, indifference ]
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